Limericks 

I

A disgruntled woman, quite shaken,
Said "You have chocolate if I'm not mistaken!"
The man put up a fight,
Yes, with all of his might-
And when he came to, it was taken!

II

She made him a dinner of slimes,
entrails of all different kinds
Although he abhorred it,
He said he adored it-
And she cooked it two-hundred more times!

III

After fine conversation had started,
And the tea, to the table, was carted
A Victorian lady,
Sat in a place nice and shady-
Until she choked on a crumpet and farted!